Sex Ed

**Herbie Movie: blah, blah, blah "sexy"**

Madison: "uuummmm....they said a baaaad word."

Me: "what word?"

Madison: "sexy."

Me: "why is that a bad word? what does it mean?" (holding my breath)

Madison: "it means to have sex."

Me (holding it together): "what does that mean? when were you talking about having sex?"

Madison: "it means to go off by yourself and kiss and stuff. hannah said so at recess."

o. my. god.

here we go.