I really can't make this stuff up

Grady is the child that will wear me out and wear me down. I thought it was Madison, but then we had Grady. He just asked to drink milk because if he drank water the seeds from the apple he ate earlier would start to grow and that would "of course cause problems mommy." This was after the imaginary warfare outside earlier and the dwarf planet debate over Eris we had when his teacher literally said "Just ask your Mom about it."
Yep, he's sumthin! Gotta love him...pictured here giving pitiful Puss in Boots eyes...